I am attempting to make my peace with the great white death.
You folks that were not raised in Texas call it snow.
Meet my new friend- Cletus.
Cletus stands about 7 inches tall, and boasts a weight of about 2 pounds.
Cletus dreams of living a life on the lamb, perhaps finally settling in Alaska.
If that dream falls apart, Cletus hopes to end his own life by flinging himself off the balcony and landing on the head of Al Gore, as Al is preaching about global warming.
I will keep you posted on my new friend Cletus.