Buried in Anti-Global Warming Stuff

So I have to ask- Is anyone else sick of the anti-global warming stuff that continues to fall from the sky and bury Wisconsin day after day?

Since Cletus is still lacking a pair of lips, I will ask the question for him-

Where is global warming?

This has been the second snowiest December every recorded in history.

Cletus finds himself buried in that anti-global warming white stuff this morning-



The investigation into Cletus's missing lips continues.

Do not fret about Cletus's eyes. They are currently buried under a blizzard of snow flakes.

The good news is that Cletus has grown a couple of inches since his creation.