‘Twas the night before Fitzmas and all thru the Congressional House,
Rumors were stirring that Karl Rove was louse
Democrat Representatives were scurrying around in a thither,
So sure of an indictment, and Rove would soon whither.
Full of excitement, the MSM created such a clatter,
Forgetting that actual laws are all that really matter.
The MSM continued to push their made up agenda,
Knowing full well, that Joe Wilson was a pretenda.
Never mind the real laws or the truth they insisted,
A Rove indictment would come if they just persisted.
So sure were they of a huge Fitzmas haul,
There leader would be next to the Presidential ball.
They went to bed every night with big Fitzmas dreams,
As Hillary and Nancy continued with their confident beams.
They awoke with excitement and energy on great Fitzmas morn’,
For surely today their Rove indictment would be born.
Imagine their faces when they found no Rove indictment,
The blow was so severe, it completely killed their excitement.
So crushed were there dreams, they should just wanted to go back to bed.
What’s the point of doing that, when there are many sleepless nights ahead?
This is the story of the huge Fitzmas flop,
All because Karl Rove just refused to pop!
-Author Kathy Carpenter