This is just funny.
Not only is it funny, but they make their point, also.
Editorial: Drat. He caught us
News item: Milwaukee alderman blows the lid off "principalities of darkness" conspiracy to oust him.
Here in one of the "principalities of darkness," we were mulling what other conspiracy we might hatch with our fellow princes and princesses of darkness.
Having helped engineer the recall of Milwaukee Ald. Michael McGee, we've been thinking that, next, along with our buddies at the Trilateral Commission, we might stage a coup in a mineral-rich Third World country.
(Insert evil cackle here.)