Sunday, March 01, 2009

Global warming protester: A job I do not want to have!

This must totally stink.

Imagine packing your bags and heading off to what is being billed as the "largest public protest of global warming ever in the United States ".

There is only one main obstacle in your way that may affect your travel plans and your protest plans.

What is that main obstacle?


And lots of it.

The protest is supposed to be held tomorrow morning in Washington DC. By tomorrow morning the protesters should be facing blizzard conditions with winds up to 40mph and knee deep snow.

Best of luck to the global warming protesters. Try to stay warm and dry. We do not want anyone to get frostbite. That would really clobber the global warming cause.

And oh, one more public service announcement:

Attention global warming protesters: Please kindly step aside so the snow plows can get through! Thanks!

Remember, we are not laughing at you, we are laughing with you.

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