Seriously, no laughing.
Former French President Chirac hospitalized after mauling by his clinically depressed poodle
What would you laugh at first, anyway?
The fact that a 200 lbs grown man cannot fend off a 8 pound poodle?
Or is it that the "clinically depressed" poodle?
PS. The poodle is medicated. I did not realize that "puppy Prozac" existed.
PSS. Hey I can tell you are laughing, stop that!