No laughing

Seriously, no laughing.

Former French President Chirac hospitalized after mauling by his clinically depressed poodle

What would you laugh at first, anyway?

The fact that a 200 lbs grown man cannot fend off a 8 pound poodle?

Or is it that the "clinically depressed" poodle?

PS. The poodle is medicated. I did not realize that "puppy Prozac" existed.

PSS. Hey I can tell you are laughing, stop that!